Hello and welcome to the adventures of your everyday atheist! I stand for social justice and am completely pro-equality, but I strongly disagree with the tumblr-type social justice warrior bullshit. Also, my ask box is always open. No but really, it is open to anything and everything.
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Friend: I just don't understand why you refuse to see the truth of the Bible.
Me: Well, OK, then let's take a look at your Bible and point out a problem or two that I have with it.
Friend: Alright, sounds fair.
Me: So, first, do you take everything in the Bible to be absolutely true?
Friend: Of course. It is the word of God.
Me: Sure, OK. So you believe in the story of Adam and Eve.
Friend: Of course.
Me: So you believe the entire world's population is the result of inbreeding.
Friend: What? No!
Me: Oh, OK, maybe you can help me understand it better. Let's see, God created Adam and Eve, correct?
Me: So, then they had children.
Friend: Yes, Cain and Abel.
Me: Um, and... no other children?
Friend: No, just Cain and Abel.
Me: Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrright! I see you are well versed in your scriptures. So, then Cain and Able had children, yes?
Friend: Well, not Abel, he was killed by Cain.
Me: Right, good point. So Cain, the first murderer, gave birth to the rest of the world's population.
Friend: Well, HE didn't give birth, he's a man. His wife did.
Me: Oh, OK. So where did his wife come from?
Me: Because you said God created Adam and Eve and they only had two sons, so did God create another woman for Cain to marry?
Me: So, by process of elimination.
Friend: Um, oh god, um... Oh fuck that's terrible! Why did you tell me this?
Me: Well, you did ask.
Friend: Is... Is that all?
Me: Oh no! I have the Bible here in front of me and we are going to go through the whole thing! You are going to LOVE Leviticus.