Atheist Adventures

proudtobegodfree:

atheistoverdose:

God created my alarm clock…

you were close, though. It’s essentially the same thing if you’re a moron.

i mean really that was too easy. the obviously “smarter” reply would have been “well yes you woke up from your alarm clock, but you couldn’t have woken up if you weren’t alive. and you wouldn’t be alive if it weren’t for God watching out for you” Actually, I take that back. That one’s just as easy to counteract as well. 

As a side note, i’m rather impressed at how well this person knows how an alarm clock works and how it’s made.